The Window Seat Setup Guide
The order does the work
Window first, height second, stability third, patience last. Run in that order, the common failures never get built.
Both kinds of seat
One section for cups that grip glass and one for stands on the floor, each ending in a load test heavier than the cat.
A fault list by symptom
Seven ways a seat gets ignored, each matched to its usual cause and the one change that fixes it.
Specifications
- Format
- PDF, 5 pages
- Covers
- Window choice, height testing, suction and floor mounting, introduction, first-week expectations, faults, seasonal shifts, upkeep
- You will need
- A chair, a towel, rubbing alcohol, and books or a filled bag for the load test
- Includes
- A monthly maintenance card
- Delivery
- Emailed within a minute of payment
Questions
Will this work with a seat I already own?
Yes. The guide is about the window, the height and the surface holding still. Which seat sits on top matters less than where it sits.
My cat ignored a perch before. Why would this go differently?
A perch usually fails on the window or on a wobble, not on the cat. The guide finds the window they already chose and makes the surface hold still, and both are tested before anything is bought.
Do I need to buy anything to use it?
No. Every test runs on a chair, a towel, books and things already in the house.
Why is the range so small?
Because we sell for the places cats already choose, rather than for the corner of the room you would like them to use. That narrows it fast.
Do you make health or behaviour claims?
No. We will not tell you a piece of furniture calms a cat, because nobody selling one knows that. We describe what the thing is and let your cat decide the rest.
How long does delivery take?
Digital items arrive by email the moment your payment clears, usually within a minute.
Where do you ship?
United States and Canada.
What if I do not like it?
Return it within 30 days. Email us and we send instructions, and we do not ask you to argue for it. Refunds are issued the same day we get the request.
What if it arrives damaged?
Send one photo. We replace it or refund you immediately and you do not need to ship anything back.