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The Window Seat Setup Guide
How to mount it so it holds, and how to get the cat to use it.
$9.00
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Why we picked it
- Written for the failure modes, not the sales pitch
- Printable, so it ends up somewhere you will see it
- Instant delivery, no shipping
The two things that go wrong with a window perch: it falls down, or the cat ignores it. Both are avoidable and both come down to details nobody tells you at checkout.
Covers picking the right window by watching where the cat already sleeps, mounting so the suction actually sets, the ten-second press, the monthly re-press, and a four-step routine for getting a cat to adopt a new spot without lifting them onto it.
Delivered as a printable PDF the moment you pay.
Questions
Will the suction cups actually hold?
They hold if you mount them properly, which mostly means cleaning the glass with rubbing alcohol and pressing each cup for a full ten seconds on warm glass. Our setup guide covers it, and re-pressing them monthly is the step people skip.
What weight can the perch take?
The hammock is rated for cats up to roughly 12 lb. We would not put a 20 lb cat on any suction-mounted product, ours included.
How long does delivery take?
Digital items arrive by email the moment your payment clears, usually within a minute.
Where do you ship?
United States and Canada.
What if I do not like it?
Return it within 30 days. Email us and we send instructions, and we do not ask you to argue for it. Refunds are issued the same day we get the request.
What if it arrives damaged?
Send one photo. We replace it or refund you immediately and you do not need to ship anything back.
Is my card safe?
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